Since i have this genetical defect, i can´t help but loving really stupid, totally use/meaningless lists.

Almost as stupid and misleading as "the academy awards". And as necessary…

All stupid lists is in nothing but alphabetical order. No emotions here. Just facts. They can/will all be changed without any former notification. So here you go:

 

Top 5 albums:

art zoyd: le mariage du ciel et de l´enfer

deerhoof: offend maggie

robert fripp: exposure

japan: obscure alternatives

albert marcceur: albert marcceur

meshuggah: the violent sleep of reason

red house painters: rollercoaster

siouxsie and the banshees: join hands

sparks: kimono my house

thinking plague: in extremis

univers zero: uzed

van der graaf generator: godbluff

morgan ågren: through the eyes of a morgchestra

 

 

Top 5 ways of throwing your money in the ocean:

beatles: love

buying hifi-gear from unknown hifi-sites via internet

king crimson: the elements 2014 tour box

king crimson: the 2016 world tour. Damn what a waste…

the latest 200 yes albums for the last 35 years

the string quartet tribute to elliott smith

throwing your money in the ocean (maybe the all best since you also have to pay for the ticket to even get there) Double-smart!

van der graaf generator: present

Top 5 bass players:

jean jacques burnel

philippe bussonnet

dennis dunaway

mick karn

bernard paganotti

julie slick

jannick top

tommy thordsson

(why 3 out of 5 originate

from magma you´ll have to find out yourself)

 

Top 5 unsung heroes:

johnny barbata

r. l. burnside

zal cleminson

crispin glover

alfred jarry

old skull

harry partch

erasmus of rotterdam

the shaggs

steve shelton

natasha shneider

j.g. thirlwell

john kennedy toole

22 pistepirkko

Top 5 movies:

crash

ed wood

even dwarfs started small

gummo

river´s edge

sin city

 

Oh, what happened to "5" some might wonder. Well i don´t know. It´s none of my business…

Top 5 orchestral composers:

thomas adés

bela bartok

charles ives

olivier messiaen

krzysztof penderecki

alfred schnittke

Top 5 songs to die for:

according to the spiral: cheer-accident

agnus dei: pekka pohjola

another day: hail

behold the man: thinking plague

eve white/eve black: siouxsie and the banshees

fletcher honorama: sparks

ghosts: randy newman

gloomy sunday: rezsö seress

it´s hard enough knowing: pete shelley

jagged fruit: deerhoof

just good friends: peter hammill

lita: lars hollmer

living in the heart of the beast: henry cow

look away: deerhoof

moeris dancing: art bears

simple: k.d. lang

skymning: kongh

turn around: they might be giants

 

Top 5 guilty pleasures:

all by myself: eric carmen

always on my mind: brenda lee

happy new year: abba

i´m in love with a german filmstar: the passions

it´s my party: lesley gore

rose garden: lynn anderson

you take my breath away: berlin

 

Top 5 live albums:

blue öyster cult: on your feet or on your knees

deep purple: made in japan

judas priest: unleashed in the east

magma: live köhntark

mats/morgan: live

roxy music: viva!

the tubes: what do you want from live

univers zero: relaps

uk: night after night (full version) minus the solos of course

frank zappa: roxy & elsewhere

Top 5 beatles-covers:

siouxsie and the banshees: helter skelter

sparks: i want to hold your hand

hmm, that´s the only two i can think of.

So all brave and patient folks, at last it´s here!!!

Top 5 birds according to

arvid pettersson:

aquila fasciata

falco eleonorae

glaucidium passerinum

irania gutturalis

stercorarius pomarinus

Well worth the wait if you ask me!!!

 

 

 

Finally, the iaaf world records list!

 

Top 5 athletics world records:

100 m men: 9.58 usain bolt

10.000 m men: 26.17.53 kenenisa bekele

javelin throw men: 98.48 jan zelesny

hepathlon women: 7291 jackie joyner kersee

high jump women: 2.09 stefka kostadinova

 

Top 5 extra ordinary drummers:

jo blocker

charley charles

steve jansen

ted mckenna

steve shelton

neal smith

here´s a good, and really important one! Top 5 WORST philosophers according to

Dr. Quentin Nussbaumer:

gilles deleuze

friedrich hegel

martin heidegger

baruch spinoza

what can i tell you? Who likes hegel anyway?

 

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Top 5 guitar players:

robert fripp

bill frisell

steve howe

alain johannes

brian setzer

fredrik thordendal

Top 5 drummers:

terry bozzio

bill bruford

jack dejohnette

daniel denis

keith moon

greg saunier

christian vander

morgan ågren

Top 5 voices:

dagmar krause

k.d. lang

ellekari sander

natasha shneider

re styles

courtney swain

thom yorke

why "only" women? Well, go figure.

Top 5 debut albums:

alice cooper: pretties for you

carla bley: escalator over the he hill

the breeders: pod

förträngt hushållarbete: offret om att älska…

p j harvey: dry

kongh: counting heartbeats

mats/morgan: trends and other diseases

pugh rogefeldt: ja dä ä dä!

roxy music: roxy music

sex pistols: never mind the bollocks

the tubes: the tubes

frank zappa: freak out!

 

MORE TO COME…

best inventions, novels etc…

maybe even something music-oriented.

since you all been wondering, it´s finally here!

The ping-pong list.

 

So, Top 5 table tennis players according to Perre Carlsson:

1. jan ove waldner

2. jiang jialiang

3. jörgen persson

4. wang liqin

5. stellan bengtsson

yes i know, it´s actually a ranking list,

but it´s his list so therefore his rules!

A classic one:

Top 5 football players through all time regarding to ruggero formenti:

diego maradona

alfredo di stefano

michel platini

roberto baggio

pelé